Bunny le Grand
Bunny le Grand is a direct descendant of the Comte and Countess le Grand who were both executed during the French revolution. Unfortunately, Bunny le Grand’s parents were eaten by cannibals in Africa leaving him orphaned at an early age.
Chapter One: Childhood
After Bunny le Grand’s tragic loss he was adopted by a rastafarian Baron. Bunny spent his early years on the island of St. Semelia, a small French colony in the West Indies, surrounded by the Baron’s entourage. The Baron controlled the small island enjoying life to the full.
The French governor finally accepted that the Baron had true ‘ownership’ of the island.
The Baron enjoyed his lifestyle to the full:
One day whilst sailing in local waters the rastafarian Baron discovered treasure.
The Baron generously gave much of his fortune to his entourage changing the camaraderie of his team. Sadly this ended in tears so the Baron decided to throw the treasure away.
After this disaster the Baron decided to return to his roots in Ethiopia. Bunny le Grand, now the Baron’s valued entertainment master organised the farewell procession.
Chapter Two: Bunny Grows Up
On their way to Africa, the rasta Baron and his entourage stopover in England where they celebrate their arrival and a proposal is made.
Bunny le Grand was unwilling to take his chances in Africa and the Baron paid him off handsomely. Bunny le Grand decided to stay in England with his faithful body guards. Using his new found wealth Bunny le Grand bought a Georgian estate in Hampshire and whilst waiting for completion of his house he discovered his neighbours.
Bunny also toured the local pubs with his mates and becomes acquainted with the locals.
However, Bunny le Grand refused to juggle at the Cross Keys because the landlord/the bounder has a penchant for young girls.
Finally Bunny le Grand moves into his new pad and hangs out.
Chapter Three: Bunny moves on:
Bunny le Grand falls in love and gets married. The newlyweds begin their honeymoon in Tuscany accompanied by Bunny’s minders.
Meanwhile back in England, as they while away the time, the household party on.
Next the couple travel to Paris. Whilst sitting outside a café on the Rue Ann Theroigne, Bunny le Grand noticed a number of dodgy looking guys dressed in trenchcoats, homburgs and dark glasses.
Bunny smells trouble and the mob surround and attack them eventually overpowering Bunny le Grand but not without a fight.
Bunny le Grand is blindfolded and taken to Siena still unaware that he’s been kidnapped by an old adversary: The Black Widow
His wife is left with a ransom demand and Little John receives a ransom call for Bunny Le Grand.
Time passes and mortgages are taken out on Bunny le Grand’s Georgian mansion. Eventually the ransom is paid for his release.
Many celebrations followed.
Bunny le Grand returns to his estate but is forced to sell up. His wife decides that he is no longer for her and packs her bags.
Chapter Four: Bunny is off:
Bunny le Grand is very down but not defeated! With his last chip, he heads for Las Vegas via New York.
In Las Vegas, Bunny le Grand proves to be very popular with the girls from Glitter Gulch but sadly his plan to restore his fortune by playing Texas Holdem backfires when he is wiped out by a texan millionaire.
Fortunately for Bunny, an old friend comes to his aide and he leaves Las Vegas.
Chapter Five: Bunny goes quiet:
After leaving Las Vegas Bunny le Grand decided to take some time out. Whilst licking his wounds he retires, disappearing from society for some time.
Meanwhile, the time passes slowly.
Eventually, Bunny le Grand is found taking solace in a little country pub The Northmore Arms, Throwleigh in Devon.
Bunny le Grand is persuaded to come out of his early retirement.
However, in back in France, he questions his return and decides to cleanse himself in the magic well at Kermore, Brittany.
Chapter Six: Bunny goes loud:
Bunny le Grand begins his resurrection tour and the gig was a major success!
Unfortunately before the next gig takes place, Bunny le Grand takes a step in the wrong direction whilst admiring a beautiful girl and falls off a cliff…
Bunny le Grand disappears and various venues are cancelled.
However, the angels know that Bunny le Grand is still alive and down at Le Bac a Sable they carry on with their game of halo frisbee.
Bunny seeks help and the message is received.
Chapter Seven: Bunny gets hot
Bunny le Grand continues his travels with a trip to Thailand. In Patong, Phuket he meets Ping Pong. They fall in love. After a boozy afternoon by the poolside Bunny introduces her to rose wine and changes her name to Pink Plonk.
On the couples first date, Bunny is surprised by the paparazzi when Pink Plonk takes him to a bar where she used to work called Angels. Bunny is feted.
Bunny and Pink Plonk travel to Chennai, India
The couple have a day out watching the cricket.super kings.
After a while Bunny le Grand is forced to go back to his bolthole in France. Like Italian wine they know their love won’t travel.
Chapter Eight: Bunny gets hotter
However, due to a brilliant summer in Europe, Bunny persuades Pink Plonk to visit him in France. Pink Plonk snoozes outside in the sun, but for Bunny le Grand the weather is too hot and he snoozes inside.
Bunny le Grand was surprised when Pink Plonk suggested a wobble in the storm, but then he remembered that she was used to the monsoon and more importantly she had survived the 2004 tsunami.
too be continued…